Diary of a Sunday Catholic Mass

8:57 a.m. We’re arriving late as a result of several last minute wardrobe changes to mother’s clothes—including the replacement of the pearl necklace for the seashell crucifix befitting the end of the Easter season. So our seating options are limited. We must choose between the elderly Johnsons who are biding their time here on the…

AirBnB Host Review: Stockholm Syndrome Sanctuary

(4.5 out of 5 stars) Amidst the recent turbulence in our relationship, this beach house getaway was exactly what my girlfriend and I needed. I would highly recommend this Airbnb location to any guy who needs to escape into an aquatic oasis, put some closure on a relationship, or fondly remember why he has developed…

My Best Friend’s Boyfriend Criticized Me For Being “Too Gay”

Last week for the first time I caused the breakup of a relationship that wasn’t my own. Well, that might not be true. It was the first one I was aware of. Who knew how many times my inappropriate comments, questionable dance moves, or roadie-like fandom of Cinnabon had strained the relationships around me? My…